BAD Chinese food

So I was in Lansing, MI today, keeping my Mom company while my Dad had "minor" heart surgery. Mom and I went out of Sparrow medical center to try and find some Chinese food while we waited. We found a place called Linsing Chinese Express, and thought we'd give it a try. My recommendation in hindsight: Don't.

The portions were large, but I'd classify it as "all-you-can-eat," since I really couldn't eat more than a few fork-fulls.

The flavors were muted, nearly bland. The tea was, well, pekoe (read: Lipton).

The atmosphere was sort of cafe-like, but the tables were dirty. ENough. Just thought I'd vent because now I am 25 bucks poorer and still hungry.